Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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