I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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