Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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