He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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