I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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