I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Threesome in a minivan. New low
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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