ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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