But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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