i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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