I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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