I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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