i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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