I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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