I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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