1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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