If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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