I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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