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dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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