y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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