somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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