I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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