the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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