So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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