Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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