Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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