Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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