That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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