Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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