The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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