I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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