BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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