come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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