Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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