Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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