Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
How external is "for external use only"?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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