I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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