dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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