You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
