A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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