Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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