is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
the condom got lost in my hair
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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