found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
