i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just had sex on a roof
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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