it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
