"it" just moved
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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