im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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