And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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