break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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