This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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