the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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