I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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