Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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