I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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