can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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