we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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